PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. A